Wife vs restarant

[moonjee06]

Wife vs restarant





Why is sx to wife is simlar to restarant



Some times good service
Some times bad service
Some times no service
Some times Self service



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Boy: Jaldi munh kholo!
Girl: Arey itna bada Munh mein kaise daloongi?



Boy: Dhire se le lena
After a while...



Girl: Saare kapdey giley ho jaayenge
Boy: Aur logi?
Girl: Na babayeh golgappe tum hi khao



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A fat electrician while having sex asks his wife: Bolo priye tumhe kya gam hai?



Wife: Swami Load Jyada aur Voltage kam hai



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