Why I am Glad to be a Girl !!!

[heart4sale]

Why I am Glad to be a Girl !

• We got off the Titanic first.
• There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
• We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.
• We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
• We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
• Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
• Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
• Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... ( You got the point? ).
• We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
• We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay!
• We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
• We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

[cindrell@]

ha ha

nice

[genial.soul]

lolz