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What a Wife :

Post by lovedesire » Nov 12, 2008 Views: 1315

How cruel can a wife be :

A man got leave after a long time, and wanted to relax & enjoy.
His wife insisted him to take her for shopping, the husband offered
his credit card, car, driver, cash & said darling, you proceed today,
next time I will go along with you.

What the wife did :

Tooked the remote control of the TV so as the husband cant watch TV.

Tooked the keys of the main door so that the husband cant
go out to friends/neighbours house to watch TV.

Tooked the laces of the shoes, so that he cant even imagine
to go for walk at the lawn/garden, by putting a new lock.

Cash/credit card/car/driver was already with her so he cant
even order in hotel for snacks/food/drinks.
:roll: :evil: :cry: :oops:
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Under the above circumstances what you will do :?: :?: :?:

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As the husband was knowing what his wife has done and will not return
so early, he called his sweet sister in law (wife's sister) explained her
the entire situation :

She was there in no time & they enjoyed beyond expectation:

(Options for man are many : Sister in law, secretary, girl friend, padosan, etc. )

So dear ladies dont even think of the above for your husband:

:D :) :P :lol: :lol:
Life comes once only:
No retake/replay/rewind/once-more.
One should enjoy it, be happy & keep happy others too.

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Post by sheeza » Nov 12, 2008

never mind

every one have options
Sheeza Khan, Lahore


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