Virgin Men/Married Men Should read

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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
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After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
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By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates
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Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
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The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?
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I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
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'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage.. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'
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'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'
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'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'
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Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday
is to forget it once...
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You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
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A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
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First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
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