v good one....

[ar]

Vikram was at school this morning in the outskirts and the teacher asked
all the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical
answers came out, Fireman, Policeman, Salesman, Businessman, Captain of
Industry etc, but Vikram was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the
teacher asked him about his father.

"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes
in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good,he'll go out
with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him."

The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Vikram
aside to ask him if that was really true. "No" said Vikram , "He plays
cricket for India but I was just too embarrassed to say."