Time for some male bashing!!

[abdurrehman]

Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?


A: Puppies grow up.


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Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?


A: Because they are...


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Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?


A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.


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Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the
ground first?


A: Who cares?????.....


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Q: What did God say after he created man?


A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.


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Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?


A: I don't know, I've never seen either.


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Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?


A: I) no mind ii) no business


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Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?


A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions .


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Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?


A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...


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Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?


A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of
driving.


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Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?


A: Exchange him!!


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Q: Why do men like smart women?


A: Opposites attract.


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[abdurrehman]

Men are like.......

.....Placemats.
They only show up when there's food on the table.

.....Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

.....Bike helmets.
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

.....Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.

.....Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

.....Lava lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

.....Bank accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

.....High heels.
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

.....Curling irons.
They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.

.....Mini skirts.
If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.

.....Handguns.
Keep one around long enough, and you're going to want to shoot it.