THINKING OUT OF THE BOX

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THINKING OUT OF THE BOX

Post by ar » Sep 15, 2008 Views: 2016

Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?



A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!




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Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?



A. No time at all it is already built.




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Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?



A. Very large hands. (Good one)




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Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?



A. It is not a problem, since you will never find! An elephant with one hand.




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Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?



A. No Probs , He sleeps at night.




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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?



A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that.




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Q. What looks like half apple ?



A : The other half.




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Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?



A : Lunch and Dinner.




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Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?



A : It caused a revolution.




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Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?



A : Liquid




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ONE EXTRA SHOT




Interviewer said "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question.




Think well before you make up your mind!" The boy thought for a while and said, "my choice is one really difficult question."




"Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this.




"What comes first, Day or Night?"




The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on the correctness of his answer, but he thought for a while and said, "It's the DAY sir!"




"How" the interviewer asked,




"Sorry Sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!"

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Post by ashu.pu » Sep 15, 2008

cool and awesome

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