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Snacks of Humor

Post by ar » Nov 07, 2007 Views: 965

Snacks of Humor




[1] You can become an engineer if you go to an Engineering college,
But don't expect to be a President going to the Presidency College!

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[2] Expect a BUS at a BUS Stop, but Don't expect a FOOL at FULLSTOP(.)

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[3] A Mechanical engineer becomes a mechanic
Then why not a software engineer become a software?

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[4] Find keys in a Key board
But do not expect a mother in mother board.

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[5] Study anything you want and get a certificate in subject of your studies
But don't expect a death certificate studying "Dying and Death."


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