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2- Chor Sardar ki Bhensain chura raha tha
Sardar:
Veera Majhan kithe lai chala en?
Chor:
School chorne ja raha hoon
Sardar:
Menu pagal samjhia e,
Aj te Itwar a.
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3- Dedicate me a ice cream
According to my personality.
choclate: Sexy n hot looking
Straberry: Naughty n cute
pista: Proud n bad nature
mango: Honest n bst frnd
vanela: Zidi n badtamiz
toti fruti: Caring n romantic
carmel: Attitude n bold
Kulfa: Beautiful n charming...
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4- Girl:Iss pen ki kiya price hai?
Dukandar:500 rupees
Girl:uff!
Aur woh goldon ki?
Dukandar:
2 baar uff uff...
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5- Q Band Ho Gayi Sms Ki Bahaar.
Kiya Ho Gayi Hum se Aisi Takraar.
Q Be'gane Ho Jaate Ho Yaar.
Agar Dil Mein Hay Piyar
To Sms Bhejo Na Mere Kanjoos Yaar.
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6- When nobody misses me,
When nobody cares 4me,
When Every 1 ignores me,
Nobody texts me,
Then i sit in a corner
Fold my arms,
& say
"Nai Ty na sahi":-)
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7- Sardar: Asi ty hr roz kukkar nal roti khai de ay
Dost: Anni mahangai wich?
Sardar: ik burki ap khai de ay, ty ik kukkar nu paai de ay.
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8- sardar building se gir gaya,
Doctor said: He is dead.
Sardar Hosh mein aa k bola,
Main zinda wan
Sardarni Boli:
Pya reh kanjra,
Tenu doctr nalo bota pta.
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9- DeD!cAtE tO mE.....!!
Ramzan k Dino Me Ghar Se hm Is Liye Nhi Niklty
"DOST"
Log Roza Na Torr Den Eid ka Chand Samj kr
"Masha Allah"
UuUFf me kahan chupun..
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10- 1 Kawey, ne pathan k upar beet kar di.
Pathan ghusay se: chaddi nahi pehanta kia..!
Kawwa" chilla kar bola:
tu chaddi me karta hai kia...???
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Tell me which was, Funny, Old, Very Funny, Bore, Good & Excellent???
