Sir, I am calling from ....

[ar]

Girl: Hello Sir, I am Pooja calling from …

SRK: (interrupting her) Hang on for a moment ... (taking time) ... Okay let’s play “Kaun Banega Crorepatiâ€ÂÂ￾* with... sorry, I forgot your name?

Girl: Sorry …

SRK: What’s your name, Madam? Am I speaking in an alien language?

Girl: Pooja

SRK: Audience, we have Pooja on our hot seat. Let’s play “Kaun Banega Crorepatiâ€ÂÂ￾ with Pooja. (of course, mimicking Big B’s accent)

Here is the first question to Pooja for 1,000 rupees on your computer screen. (adding standard KBC music)

Which bank you are calling from?
a) ICICI (b) HDFC (c) Deutsche (d) Others

Girl: Funny (light laugh)...Okay, I am calling from HDFC.

SRK: Computer, please lock (b) HDFC … And yes (b) HDFC is the right answer. You have won 1,000 rupees!

Girl: Sir, are you interested in ... (again interruption by me)

SRK: (my own voice) Aren’t you enjoying it? I think YES (switching back to Big B voice again) Ready for another question? And here goes the second question for 2,000 rupees on your computer screen.

What is the reason behind your call to me?
(a) Credit/debit card (b) Home loan/personal loan (c) Mutual fund (d) Others

Girl: Okay, it’s enough. Are you interested in free Gold Credit Card offered by us?

SRK: Oh no, wrong answer. Sorry Poojaji, I already have credit card from ICICI. I have been telling the participants that whenever you have doubt in mind, go for the life lines. And you have not used any of your life lines. What a pity!

She hangs up. (as expected)