Sardar Sms - Funny Sms - New Sms Collection
Sardar Stop ImaginingInterviewer: Imagine that you are in a room
with all the doors & windows shut
and the room caught fire.
How would you escape?
Sardar: O very simple, I’ll stop imagining
Drink Water Directly
English Man: My Grandfather died at the age of 96 Years.
But he never used glasses.
Sardar: I know…
Some People Drink water Directly from tooti….
sardar had a crow
Sardar had a crow,
that was very soft.
Sardar named him Microsoft.
(My crow soft)
sardar in police station
Sardar police station aya or bola:
Mujhe arrest karlo,
mene apni BV k sar pe danda mara hay
Police: Wo mar gai kya.?
sardar: Nahi oo te bach gai.
Hun meri khair nai.
sardar was going on a road
A sardar was going on a road.
He saw a dog sitting under a car.
He pulled out the dog and
said..
“BAAR NIKAL, IDAA TU MECHANICAL ENGINEERâ€
preparing for blood test
Sardar reading a book about blood.
Wife:why are you reading this book.
Sardar: Tomorrow is my blood test,
so preparing for that.
sardar doctor fail
Doctor to Sardar: ap ka 1 gurda fail o gya hai
Sardar rotey hoay
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.
.
Kitne numbron se..??
Full Mummy Daddy Mahol
1 sardar
Apni maa ki Qameez aur
Baap ki Shalwar pehn k
bazaar mein ghoom raha tha
Kisi ne pucha yeh kya fashion ha?
Sardar: Full Mummy Daddy Mahol
sardar knows well
English Man: My grandfather died at the age of 96 Years.
But he never used glasses.
Sardar: I know…
some people drink directly from tooti.
sardar farts loudly in the bar
A drunk sardar farts loudly in the bar.
The man next to him: Excuse me,
You’ve no decency,
You farted before my wife.
Sardar: Oh sorry, I didn’t know that it was her turn.
names of 10 chemical elements
Teacher: Tell me the names of
10 chemical elements ?
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Sardar: Oxygen, chlorine, florine,
noreen, ambreen, samreen, nasreen, afreen, parveen & yasmeen!!
sardar was helping his son
A sardar was helping his son
to fill his admission form.
Son asked: what should I write in mother tongue column?
Sardar: Hmmm write “Very Longâ€
Wife and Girlfriend Coming Together
Two Sardar stopped suddenly.
1st Sardar: OMG! My wife and my girlfriend coming together.Sardar and Pathan going together
Sardar and Pathan going somewhere together.
They found 1000 Rs. on the way.
Pathan: Let’s take 50/50.
Sardar: What will do of remaining 900?
2nd Sardar: Mine too.
