Punjabi Flirt and Funny SMS

Boy: I love you.
Girl: Sorry main kise hor nu pyar krdi haan.
Munda eh sun ke udaas ho gya te tezi nal bhajjan lagga....
Girl: kithe ja reha hain?
Boy: Tere pyar wali gall tere Daddy nu dassan.
Girl: Oye thehar ja Kam**neya.. I love you too..!!


Boy: JAAN Tera naam hath te likhaan k dil te?
Gal: Idhar-udhar kyo likhna Jaan,
Agar mainu sacha pyar krde ho
ta apne Property de papers te likho..!! :O
