Then God gifted me you and said...
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ITNE PAISE ME TO YAHI MILEGA....
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Boy & Girl in restaurant :
Boy:-I Love u
Girl:-I dont Love u
Boy:- Think again?
Girl:-I told u. No no & no
Boy:-Ok!!! Waiter,bring seperate bills.
Girl:- ok ok....... I Love u too........
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In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item @ 12.75 n sell @15.25, it's loss or profit?
Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss in paise
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A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking,
But a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips r closed !