Nervous Dad

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Dave is told his girlfriend’s gone into labour early. “Here’s the nurse’s direct number,â€Â￾ a supervisor tells him. Unfortunately, the number is wrong and Dave gets through to the local cricket club during a game. “How’s everything going?â€Â￾ he asks.

“Oh, fine,â€Â￾ says a cheery woman. “We’ve got eight out already.â€Â￾

“Eight?â€Â￾ wails Dave, who’s nervous enough about becoming a dad.

“Yep,â€Â￾ she says. “And the last one was a duck.â€Â￾