Lady buying "Parrot" : Tooo funnnyy

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Lady buying "Parrot" : Tooo funnnyy

Post by lovedesire » Jul 17, 2009 Views: 941

Ek din ek lady shop say parrot kharidne gayi....

Dukandar ne use ek tota dikaya...

Lady ne pucha is tote ki khas bat kya hai ??

Dukan dar bola ye tota bolta hai

Lady ne tote se pucha main tumhe kaisi lagti huin


"Bitch, Prostitute, raskal" tote ne kaha.

Lady ne kaha Vasim bhai ye to bhut badtamij
tota hai gali deta hai.

Vasim bhai use ander lay gaya aur
pani may dubaya aur pucha...

Gali dega...

Tota. Hain dunga

Vasim ..phir dubaya aur pucha .gali dega"

Tota... hain dunga....

Vasim ne phir pani me dubaya aur kaha .gali dega..

Is bar tota man gya aur kaha nahi dunga,
kabhi nahi dunga,,,,,

Vo use bahar le gya aur lady se kaha ye
ab gali nahi dega..

Tab lady ne usse pucha ...

Agr mere ghar par mere sath ek aadmi aye
to tum kya sochoge.

Tote ne kaha..ki tumhara pati hoga..

Lady..agr do aadmi aye to kya.

Tota.tumhara pati aur devar,

Lady.agr tin aadmi ..

Tota.tumhara pati ,devar,aur bhayiya.

Lady ...agr char aadmi aye to...

Tota.....

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Vasim bhai ...

Maine to pehle hi kaha tha ki

yeh

"Bitch, Prostitute, Raskal hai".
Life comes once only:
No retake/replay/rewind/once-more.
One should enjoy it, be happy & keep happy others too.

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Post by admin » Jul 17, 2009

:lol:

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Post by umair16 » Jul 18, 2009

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
TANHA MUSAFIR

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Post by editorawais » Jul 18, 2009

:mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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Post by mir55 » Jul 18, 2009

:D hahahhaaahaa

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Post by pgpapupg » Jul 21, 2009

good one bro....

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