Silly Ones...............

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Ganguly’s Son:- “Yeh Kya, DADDY SIXER Per SIXER MAARE Jaa Rahe Hain..?â€Â￾
Ganguly’s Wife:- “Arey beta, yeh toh ADVERTISEMENT Hai…..!!..




Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says ‘To the only boy I ever loved’
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them




judge-what you do?
prisnor-This & that
judge-where you live?
prisnor-here&there
judge(to policeman)-Arrest him.
prisnor-when i will come out
judge-sooner&later




A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
You'll get your chance in court,ÂÂ￾ said the desk sergeant.
No, no, noÂÂ￾, said the man. want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!




Santa banta ko 3 live Bomb milte hai, Santa aur banta un bombs ko police ko dene Jate hai..
(raste mein) Santa : agar koi bomb raste mehi phat jaye to???
Banta:jhoot bol denge ke 2 hi mile the .



What is the moral of movie RANG DE BASANTI?
Ladkiyo ke lafde me mat pado…
Khali ladkiya bachti hai,
baki sab ladke mar jate hai..

THIHAR Jail ordered 999 shirts & 1000 pants for its inmates.
Tell why this odd combination?
SALMAN KHAN IS COMING . .