Sarcastic quotes

[abdurrehman]

-- "If winners never quit and quitters never win then who came up
with the saying 'quit while you're ahead'?"

-- If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope he likes
enchiladas, because that's what he's getting.

-- What do sheep count when they can't sleep?

-- "Boys are like roses, watch out for the pricks...

-- Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

-- God created men first, cause you always makes a rough draft before
a masterpiece!

-- Heaven won't have me and hells afraid I'll take over!

-- ***Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the
privilege***

-- One day your prince will come, mine just took a wrong turn, got
lost, and is 2 stubborn to ask for directions~* ~

-- Last night I was looking at the stars and I was wondering where
the heck is my ceiling!

-- They say true love hides behind every Corner...I must be walking
in Circles! *