Bug the life out of irritating callers ( Good Humor )

Post by **awais** » Jun 03, 2009 Views: 1088

Ten ways to stop those credit card sales, mobile companies, insurance
calls from irritating you:

1 After the telemarketer finishes speaking, ask him/her to marry you.

2 Tell the telemarketer you are busy at the moment, and ask him/her,
f he/she will give you his/her home phone number so you can call him/her
back.

3 Ask them to repeat everything they say, several times.

4 Tell them it is dinnertime, BUT ask if they would please hold. Put them
on your speaker phone while you continue to eat at your leisure. Smack
your food loudly and continue with your dinner conversation.

5 Tell them that all business goes through your agent, and hand the
phone to your five year old child.

6 Tell them you are hard of hearing and that they need to speak up....
Louder... Louder... Louder!

7 If they start out with, "How are you today?", say "I'm so glad you
asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these
problems............."

8 Tell them to speak very slowly because you want to write every
word down.

9 Cry out in surprise, "Helen, is that you? I've been hoping you'd call!
How is the family?" When they insist they are not Helen, tell them to
stop joking. This works especially well if the telemarketer is really MALE.

10 Tell the ICICI call centre guy to call on your office number - and give
him the HSBC call centre number.

*****

Post by **admin** » Jun 03, 2009

hahaha
excellent
i can not stop laughing

Lavender girl · Post by **Lavender girl** » Jun 04, 2009

ha ha ha....i never enjoyed ds much wd a joke.....

great...great...

Post by **ujala** » Jun 04, 2009

what a funny piece

Post by **sunny** » Jun 04, 2009

ha ha... great!! Best humor series ever... Keep it up!!!

n i agree wid admin ji.....

Lavender girl · Post by **Lavender girl** » Jun 05, 2009

I cudn stop myself reading ds agn.... :D

Post by **awais** » Jun 05, 2009

thanks all friends and specialy levender girl u like my post

Post by **Love or Hate me** » Jun 05, 2009

Well dun awais really refreshing and Very very funny Post Thanks for sharing and turn the faces of all members

dis is from me Rocking

Post by **awais** » Jun 05, 2009

ohhhh realy thanks ful to you love or hate me

pgpapupg · Post by **pgpapupg** » Jun 07, 2009

This is the best I have ever read...I could not stop laughing for a long time......boss, u have done an ultimate contribution to this forum...Adminji what do u think...Can be there any award for the best joke of the month...sort of...just a big big appreciation....if this is possible I suggest awais's mail should come in top.