Diary Of a Young Wife ( Must Read )

[postman]

Monday:
Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home.
It's fun to cook for Tim. Today I made an angel food cake and
the recipe said, "beat 12 eggs separately." Well, I didn't have
enough bowls to do that, so I had to borrow 12 bowls to beat
the eggs in. The cake turned out fine though.

Tuesday:
We wanted a fruit salad for supper. The recipe said, "serve
without dressing." So I didn't dress. But Tim happened to bring
a friend home for supper that night. They both looked so startled
when I served them, I think it was the salad.

Wednesday:
I decided to serve rice and found a recipe which said, "wash thoroughly before steaming the rice." So I heated some
water and took a bath before steaming the rice. Sounded kinda
silly in the middle of the day. I can't say it improved the rice anyhow.

Thursday:
Today Tim asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe.
It said, prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one
hour before serving." I hunted all over the place for a garden
and when I got one, I tossed my salad into the bed of lettuce
and stood over there for over one hour so the dog would not take
it. Tim came over and asked if I felt all right.I wonder why? He
must be stressed at work, I'll try to be supportive.

Friday:
Today I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said, "put all ingredients in a bowl and beat it." Beat it I did,to my mum's
place. There must have been something wrong with the recipe, because
when I came back home again, it looked the same as when I left it.

Saturday:
Tim went shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked
me to dress it for Sunday. I'm sure I don't know how hens dress
for Sunday. I never noticed back on the farm, but I found an old
doll dress and it's little cute shoes. I thought the hen looked really
cute. When Tim saw it, he started counting to ten. Either he was
really stressed because of his work, or he wanted the chicken to
dance.

When I asked him what was wrong he started crying and shouting
out "why me? Why me ?"

Hmmm....It must be his job.

[kajnh]

ha ha ha

[Pearl]

so funy