The Companies have redefined themselves as...

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The Companies have redefined themselves as.....

1. INFOSYS: Inferior Offline Systems

2. WIPRO: Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output

3. HCL: Hidden Costs & Losses

4. TCS: Totally Confusing Solutions

5. C-DOT: Coffee During Office Timings

6. HUGHES: Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping

7. BAAN: Beggars Association And Nerds

8. IBM: Implicitly Boring Machines

9. SATYAM: Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly

10. PARAM: Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors

11. HP: Hen Pecked

12. AT & T: All Troubles & Terrible

13. CMC: Coffee, Meals and Comfort

14. DEC: Drifting and Exhausted Computers

15. BFL: Brainwash First and Let them go

16. DELL: Deplorable Equipment and Lack Luster

17. TISL: Totally Inconsistent Systems Limited

18. PSI: Peculiar Symptoms of India

19. PCL: Poor Computers Limited

20. SPARC: Simply Poor And Redundant Computers

21. SUN: Surely Useless Novelties

22. CRAY: Cry Repeatedly After An Year

23. TUL: Troubles Un Limited

24 CTS: Coffee Tea and Snacks

25. ICIM: Impossible Computers In Maintenance

26. BPL: Below Poverty Line

27. NIIT: Not Interested in IT

FINALLY

ICICI : Incredible Calls from Irate Customers of India