Some Quotes!!!

[editorawais]

[center]A man in love is incomplete

until he has married.

Then he's finished.

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A banker is a fellow who lends

you his umbrella when the sun is shining

and

wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

he's sure to find the answer

somewhere else.

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It takes only one drink to get me drunk.

The trouble is,

I can't remember if it's the thirteenth

or the fourteenth.

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The Book of Life begins

with a man and a woman

in a garden &

It ends with Revelations.

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There are two stages of man:

he believes in God;

he does not believe in God.

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[RituRaj]

Well said dear....
In Fact I like definition of a drunker....Very true...