AS AN EMPLOYEE ....

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AS AN EMPLOYEE ....

Post by cuterimza » Jul 29, 2007 Views: 1128

* the biggest motivation is salary

* the unluckiest thing is promotion without salary adjustment

* the most "shiok" thing is you don't work anyhow also get pay
increment

* the greatest talent is "carry big stuff"

* the greatest mistake is to argue with your boss

* the most demoralising thing is to receive salary late

* the most pitiful thing is you did not get your salary and your boss
ran
away

* the happiest thing is you become your boss' boss

* the cleverest thing is you are late but boss doesn't know

* the stupidest thing is you publicly say that you are lazy

* the most common thing is - the boss says something but means another

* the proudest thing is you sack your boss

* the most "rugi" thing is
you work hard but your colleague takes the
credit


* the most dangerous thing is to become a "two-headed" snake

* the biggest satisfaction - sending e-mail like this during office
hours!!

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