Once all the scientists die and go to
heaven............They decide to play hide-n-seek.........
Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the
den...........He is supposed to count upto 100...and then start
searching.....Everyone starts hiding except Newton.........
Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in
itright in front of Einstein...........
Einstein's counting......97,98,99.....100........
He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in
front........
Einstein says "newton's out..newton's....out....."
Newton denies and says i am not out........
He claims that he is not Newton......
All the scientists come out to see how he proves
that he is not
Newton..........
can u guess it?????
come on apply wht u studied in ur schools and college.
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NO
SEE WHT NEWTON SAYS
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Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1m
squared.....
That makes me Newton per meter squared......
since one Newton per meter squared is one Pascal,
I'm Pascal, Therefore Pascal is OUT !!!!!!!!"
Newton Vs Eienstein
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