A few of the jokes

[genial.soul]

1. Chinaman saw accident.
He call police but dunno English,
He said 1 car come, 1 car go,
1 car bo brake, 1 car bo stop
2 car ping, ping, piang, piang.
Please call e or e or. Thank you.

2. America has cowboy and cowgirl,
England has madcow,
Hong Kong has Macau,
Russia has Moscow,
S'pore has 2 famous cows-
'Cow-peh and cow-bo'

3. When ur life is in darkness......
Pray 2 God and ask Him 2 free u from darkness..... and
If ur still in darkness...Pls rem.2 pay ur TNB bill.

4. Girlfriends r like appetizers,
They taste better at any time.
Mistresses r like BBQ, Hot and Spicy
Can be eaten everyday,
Wives r like tins of sardines,
Only 2 be opened when there is nothing else 2 be eaten.

5. Before marriage, she expects a man;
After marriage she suspects him and
After death she respects him.

6. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
You can be sure of one thing;
Either the car is new or the wife.