Ever largest collection of sms - XXVII

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1) Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump sees a board Don"t use Mobile Here, he
Picks his Mobile Phone, Calls everyone from his phone & says DON"T CALL
ME NOW.




2) Kya tum ped pe chad sakte ho,kya sanjivani buti la sakte ho,kya sina
cheer k dikha sakte ho,nai na, beta kewal shakal bandar jaisi hone se
koi Hanuman nai
hota.




3) Apne pyar ko mat chupao, ise zarurat h jatane ki, Apni khubsurti ko
mat chupao, ise zarurat h dikhane ki... Ab aur PERFUME mat lagao,tumhe
zarurat h nahane
ki..




4) Aap ke brain ki xray report aa gayi
10gm mitti
10gm kankad-pathar
25 type ke kide makode
5gm makdi k jale
n 500gm ghaas-foos
kamaaal hai..
mujhe laga khali hoga




5) Roses r lal skies r nila,
ur brain is like khali patila.Bura man liya

O.K

Roses r red skies r blue, in born smart what d hel hapened to u.
Thoda or bura manlo





6) Elephant & Ant were walking on a bridge. Then d elephant looked down
2de river.
Suddenly ant bit d elephant.
Y?


Bcoz ants wife was bathing in the river.





7) Jo Akele pita hai vo"NARK-LOK"me jata hai.
Jo YaarDosto ke sath pita hai vo"SWARG-LOK"me jata hai.
Jo pita hi nahi vo"JASLOK"me Jata Hai.
cheers. .....




Cool BOY: BUS,train aur ladki 1jaisi hi hoti hai, 1 jati hai to dusri aa
jati hai.
Girl: Autoriksha, taxi aur ladke 1 jaise hote hai,1 bulao to 4 chale
aate hai..!





9) Mein tumko Chand kehdu magar usme Daag hai, Suraj kehdu usme to Aag
hai, Socha Tumko Bandar keh Du... Magar us kambakhat me Bhi Dimaag hai.





10) Mayawati ko modelling ka bhoot chadha! So she posed with
buffaloes. A newspaper published d picture with d caption-"Mayawati,3rd from
left"..

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1) Udas tujhe dkhne se phle ye ankhn na rhe,

Khfa ho tu mujhse to ye snse na rhe.

Agr gam hi du tujhe,


To teri zindagi me hm kya hmari"YAADEIN"bhi na rh







2) Dard ko Humdard na mila..
Shauk ko maut na mili..
Isliye..
Dard ko Qaid kiya shauk ko aazad kiya..
hamse jis taraha bana.. hamne tujhe yaad kiya...






3) Sathi sirf vo to nahi hote jo jevan bhar saath nibhaye saathi vo
hota hai jo thode samay main jeevan bhar ka sath de jaye.






4) Pooch lo khuda se tere liye hi hamne dua mangi,pooch lo hawa se tere
liye hi hamne fiza mangi,jab bhi hui tujhse koi galti,hamne dua me
apne liye saza
mangi....






5) KISIKE SAPNE KISIKE AARMAN BAN JAYE,
KISIKI HANSI KISIKI MUSKAN BAN JAYE,
BEPANAH PYAR KEHTE HAI USE,
JAB KISIKI SANSEIN KISIKI JAAN BAN JAYE.






6) Ye kaun muskarakar idhar se guzar gaya,benur raston me ujala bikhar
gaya,socha bahut kisi se pyar na ho magar,ankho ki rah se koi dil me
utar gaya






7) Ae chand tu bhul jayega apne apko, jab sunega dastan mere pyar ki,
Kyun karta hai tu gurur apne aap pe itna, tu to sirf PARCHHAI hai mere
"yaar" ki.







Cool Jab khuda ne tujhe banaya hoga, ek aadha jaam to usne bhi lagaya
hoga..Aise hi nashili nahi teri aankhen, jaam ka kuch asar to tere mein
bhi aaya hoga...






9) Yu Aaino se kab tak dil behlaoge jab andhera hoga khud ko tanha
paoge. Hum jaisa koi dost Tumhare sath rahe agar kasam se umar bhar
muskraoge..






10) Na jne Q hame asu bahana nahi aata,na jane Q hale dil btana nahi
aata,Q sathi bichad jate hai hmesha hmse,shyad hame hi dosti nibhana nahi
aata