A good Lesson !

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1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, pp copies.
2. Sit in your yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go".
4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it with your pencil when talking to others.
5. Sing along at the opera.
6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions
"to keep them tuned".
7. Reply to everything that people say with "that’s what YOU think".
8. Practice making fax and modem noises.
9. Find highly irrelevant scientific reports, claim them as your own and email them to your boss.
10. Make beeping noises when large people back up.
11. Finish all your sentences with "according to prophecy".
12. Signal that a conversation is over by clapping your hands over your ears and
yelling "I’M NOT LISTENING! LA LA LA LA LA!"
13. Disassemble two pens. Place one, with a pitball in it, in front of the person next to you.
Fire the spitball at someone and hide your spitball launcher. Point at the person beside you.
14. Yell out random numbers whenever someone is counting.
15. Adjust the tint on any TV that you see so that the people are green and insist that you
"like it that way".
16. Staple pages together in the middle of the page.
17. Publicly investigate how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
18. Honk and wave to strangers.
19. Decline to be seated at a restaurant and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
20. TYPE ONLY IN UPPER CASE
21. type only in lower case
22. and dont use any punctuation
23. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and re-route whole streets,
using the footpath as a detour often.
24. Repeat the followinbg conversationa dozen times:
"Did you hear that?"
"What?"
"Never mind, it’s gone now."
25. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
26. Try playing the William Tell Overture (the Lone Ranger theme)
by tapping it on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce,
"No, wait! I messed it up." Repeat. And repeat etc.
27. Ask people what gender they are.
28. While making speeches or presentations, occasinally bob your head like a parakeet.
29. On any invoices you send, in the item description section, write "for sensual massage".
30. Stomp on little plastic sauce packets.
31. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn’t rhyme.
32. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, then scribble the answers in a notebook.
33. Mutter phrases like "whacko indicator" and "psychological profiles" and "rubber room".











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[ujala]

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[editorawais]

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