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Post by lovedesire » Mar 16, 2009 Views: 1043

Once there was a sword competition & players
from many countries took part in that.


From India Mr. Santa Singh took part.


First player came from Germany.

He swings the sword & cuts a very thin wire into
two parallel parts.

Then comes a Japanese & he cuts the even more thin
wire into two parts.

Then comes our very own Santa Singh.

He took the sword in one hand & flew a mosquito in the air.

He swings the sword over the mosquito, but mosquito
flies away. Then the judge asked

"Kya Santa Singh Ji, machhar to ud gya".

Santa replied,


"Ud to gya, per ab kabhi baap nahi banega"
Life comes once only:
No retake/replay/rewind/once-more.
One should enjoy it, be happy & keep happy others too.

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Post by ujala » Mar 17, 2009

o Great :)

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