Shoe shine at barber shop

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Shoe shine at barber shop

Post by lovedesire » Mar 13, 2009 Views: 1021

A man walks into a barber shop and says,
"I'll have a shave and a shoe shine."

The barber lathers his face and sharpens the
straight edge while a woman with the biggest, most beautiful
he has ever seen kneels down and shines his shoes.

The man says, "You and I should spend some time in a
hotel room."

She replies, "My husband wouldn't like that."

The man says, "Tell him you're working overtime,
and I'll pay you the difference."

She says, "You tell him. He's the one shaving you."
Life comes once only:
No retake/replay/rewind/once-more.
One should enjoy it, be happy & keep happy others too.

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Post by admin » Mar 13, 2009

seems something missing in 4th line

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Post by lovedesire » Mar 13, 2009

admin wrote:seems something missing in 4th line
Very true (censored)
Life comes once only:
No retake/replay/rewind/once-more.
One should enjoy it, be happy & keep happy others too.

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Post by admin » Mar 13, 2009

:)

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Post by moonjee06 » Mar 13, 2009

:roll: :lol:
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Post by ujala » Mar 13, 2009

hmmmmmmmmm kya yar .........

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