Absent mindness

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1) Absent-minded proffessor- heavens!
some1 stolen my wallet.
wife- did'nt u feel a hand in u'r pocket ?
proffesor- i did , but i thought it was mine

2) Did u hear about the absent-minded docor
who, on his wedding day, when it came to put
the ring on the wife's finger, started checking
the pulse rate and asked her to stick out her tongue?

3) Nurse- u've just become the father of a baby boy!
professor- dont tell my wife, i want to surprise her.

4) Did u hear about the absent-minded who stood
in front of the mirror for hours together wondering
where he had seen this person before.