Fight in Delhi, Mumbai, >>>>>>>

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Fight in Delhi, Mumbai, >>>>>>>

Post by lovedesire » Feb 17, 2009 Views: 1108

Ever observed this ..while in Mumbai ..Delhi ..
and so on ..read on


Scenario 1

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along,
then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right.
You are in Kolkata

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Scenario 2

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along,
sees them and walks on.
That's Mumbai

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Scenario 3

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along &
tries to make peace. The first two get together & beat him up.
That's Delhi

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Scenario 4

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy
comes along and quietly opens a chai-stall.
That's Ahmedabad.

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Scenario 5

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes
a software program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't
stop b'cos of a bug in the program.
That's Bangalore

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Scenario 6

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes
along and quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense.
Peace comes in.
That's Chennai.

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Scenario 7

Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call
their friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are DEFINITELY IN HARYANA

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