Oh God Make me Woman (Men should read)

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Oh God Make me Woman (Men should read)

Post by lovedesire » Feb 09, 2009 Views: 940

(Ladies print a copy of this and ask your
husband to read ).


A man was sick and tired of goingto work every day
while his wife stayed home.

He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:

"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours
while my wife merely stays at home.

I want her to know what I go through, so please allow
her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man'swish.

The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.

He arose, cooked breakfast forhis mate, awakened the kids,

Set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed t
heir lunches,

Drove them to school, came home andpicked up the dry
cleaning, took it to the cleaners

And stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went
grocery shopping,

Then drove home to put away the groceries,

Paid the bills and balanced the checkbook.

He cleaned the cat's litter box andbathed the dog.

Then it was already 1 P.M.and he hurried to make
the beds,do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep
and mop the kitchen floor.

Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an
argument with them on the way home.

Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized
to do their homework,

Then set up the ironing board and watched TV while
he did the ironing.

At 4:30 he began peelingpotatoes and washing vegetables
for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh
beans for supper.

After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher,
folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed.
At 9 P.M. He was exhausted

And, though his daily chores weren'tfinished, he went to
bed where he was expected to make love, which he
managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by
the bed and said, Lord,

I don't know what I was thinking. Iwas so wrong to
envy my wife's being able to stay home all day.
Please, oh please, let us trade back."

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied,
"My son, I feel you have learned

Your lesson and I will be happy to change things back
to the way they were.
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You'll just have to wait nine months,though.
You got pregnant last night."




{my post No.1000}
Life comes once only:
No retake/replay/rewind/once-more.
One should enjoy it, be happy & keep happy others too.

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Congrats for 1000 posts

Post by admin » Feb 09, 2009

Hi Lovedesire,
Congrats for achieving the 1000 post milestone.
Be happy and make other happy and laughing around you :D

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