Funny sms

[editorawais]

Sardar ne makhi k par tor k kaha,Urr ja.

But..

makhi nahin uri,
Sardar ne kaha,
Sabit hua agar makhi k par tor diye
jain to makhi sun nahin sakti


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Boy:Tum mujh se shadi kro gi?
Girl:Nahi
Boy:Laikin Q?
Girl:Meray ghar walay nhi manain gay
Boy:Ghar main kon kon hay?
Girl:1 Husband aor 3 bachay
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1 makhi ganjay k sir per ja bethi,
Dosri makhi nay kaha,
“Wah kia ghar mila hai tujheyâ€￾

Pehli makhi boli:
“Kahan yaar, abhi to sirf plot kharida haiâ€￾
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Kadam kadam pay hawa ki simt ka dihan rakhna,
Mushkil waqt main dosti ko yaad rakhna
“Hamari yadoon ki khushboo zaror aye gi tumhainâ€￾
.
.
.
bus apni NAAK SAAF rakhna
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Khofnaak andheri raat k sannatay main
ek bhoot dosray bhoot ko samjhra raha tha:
bhai ghabra mat, ye sub tere dimagh ka waham hai,
pathan wathan kuch nahin hote.
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Memon: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Memon: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Memon:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de :p

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Ek sardarni ko labour pain ho raha tha,
sardarji uneh ‘PIZZA HUT’ le ja rahe tha .
Kisi ne pucha hospital kyo nahi jate,
to sardarji bole “oye u don’t know
delivery is free in PIZZA HUT.

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Wife:
suno ji doctor Ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye
beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai.

Hum kahan jayen gay?
Husband: doosray doctor k paas
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Ek ladka ek ladki se ishara karke kehte hai
“jhalak dikhlaja jhalak dikhlajaâ€￾
Larki chappal nikaal k kehti hai
“ek baar aaja aaja aaja aaja aaja aaaaja ………â€￾
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1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya
Phir Uski Behan Ka phone Aya,
Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga.
Logon Ne Pucha,kya hua?
Pathan: Meri Bahan K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya
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Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

“Dard-e-bhuttoâ€￾
“Dard-e-bhuttoâ€￾
Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,
hui thi wo election main khari,,
na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,
hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,
Dil main hay mere
“â€￾Dard-e-Bhuttoâ€￾â€￾
“â€￾Dard-e-Bhuttoâ€￾â€￾

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Ek admi chupke se jannat main chala gaya

farishto ne pakar kar buhat mara
admi utha aur bola

“Tum logoin ki in hi harkaton ki waja say
koi banda janta main nahin aataâ€￾
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Rule of boys:
“Phulo ki mahak ko churaya nahi jata,
suraj ki kirno ko chupaya nahi jata,
kitni bhi soni ho girlfrnd apni,
dusro ki girlfrnd ko bhulaya nahi jata..
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A pathan said to his friend:
“mujhy smajh nahi aati k log
maheena maheena kaisy nhi nahatay?
Mujhy to 28vein din kharish hona shuru ho jati haiâ€￾.
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1 Ghar mein TWINS paida huwe to saas ne kaha:
mubarik ho! bhala bataao..
hamare pakistan ki halat daikh kar
bache bhi duniya mein akele ane se darte hain

[editorawais]

1. Sarder jee Patroll Mengha ho gaya?
sanoo ke faraq penda ha assy; Pehla vi 50 Rs da pavanday sa Hun ve 50 da pavanday aan.
2. Faqeer: ALLAH k naam per 1 rupiya day do.

Shopkeeper: baba kal aana.

Faqeer: Is kal kal k chakker main is market main mary LAKHOON rupay phansay hue hein
3. jane lahore nahi wakhya ho jamaya nahi
jine multan nai wakhaya woo sarya hi nahi
jene karachi nai wakhaya wo marya hi nai
jene tano nai dakhya hoo daraya hi nai
4. Pakistan in 2010

1st friend "Yar suna hay pehle zamne mai light bhi aya karti thi"!

2nd "chal na yar!
ye bijli wijli kch nahi hoti sab tera waham hay."...
5. Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife
se Husband bola:
“Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.â€￾

Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur
Boli “Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kertiâ€￾

[editorawais]

Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.\

shetaan ki 20 aankhen thi , magar nazar sirf 1 larki pe thi ,
jab ka app ki 2 aankhen hain aur nazar har larki pe ?
sach sach bataoo asli shetaan kon hai? bolo bolo tell?

Roz logon se tere pangey honge,

roz tere ghar main Dangey honge,

ager mujhe sms na kia to yaad rakhna..

tumharey 12 bachay honge,

2 ganjay or 10 lafangay honge..

Door rehte ho doori ka ehsas dilate ho,

adaain dikha kar chehra chupate ho,

kitna bhi chupalo hum jaan gaye hain,

aap sehri main DHOL BAJA KAR logon ko jagate ho..

[sms2friends]

Teacher: Sam, you talk a lot!

Sam: It's a family tradition.

Teacher: What do you mean?

Sam: Sir, my Grandpa was a street Hawker, my Father is a Teacher.

Teacher: What about your mother?

Sam: She's a woman.

[sms2friends]

Everything Is Incomplete Widout "Me"

. . mory

Co . . dy

Ti . .

Ga . .

So . . thing

. . aning

&

Even this . .ssage!

So Don't 4 get ME.

[sms2friends]

Patient: It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone mouth.

Dentist: I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet.

[sms2friends]

If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months,

enough energy is produced to create an atomic bomb!

So if u don’t fart for 6 years and 9 months,

U urself will turn into an ATOM BOMB!

[moonjee06]

nice

[ujala]

out class................excellent collection..........