KEY TO HAPPY LIFE
Five rules to enjoy happy life
1. It is important to have a lover who can give you the fanciest joys in life.
2. It is important to have a lover who makes you laugh.
3. It is important to have lover who you can trust and who does not lie to you.
4. It is important to have a lover who likes to be with you.
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5. It is very, very important that these four lovers donot know each other.
THE REAL BANKER
A very successful banker in a large bank had a very strange habit. Every morning he used to open is drawer, look at a paper, and then lock the drawer again. The trainees were very curious and they thought that he hid the secret of his success in his drawer. So one day when the accountant was out, the trainees decided to break the lock. When they took out the paper, it was written on the paper.
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“Left is debt, and right is credit.â€
INDIAN MOVIES
Few things Indian Movies taught us
1- At least one of the identical twins is born evil.
2- If you decide to defuse a bomb, donot worry which wire to cut, you will always choose the right one.
3- A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
4- A detective can solve a case only if he has been suspended from the service.
5- If you start dancing in street, everyone you meet will know all the steps.
Lottery
Man comes home shouting…. Pack your bags honey I just won $1 Million in lottery. Wife: Do I pack for beach or resort? Husband: Who cares….just pack and get lost.
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