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Kind Lawyer !

Post by editorawais » Jan 25, 2009 Views: 928

One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding





in the back of his limousine when he saw two men





eating grass by the road side.





He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to





investigate.





"Why are you eating grass?" he asked one man.




"We don't have any money for food." the poor man





replied.




"Oh, come along with me then."




"But sir, I have a wife with two children!"




"Bring them along! And you, come with us too!",





he said to the other man.




"But sir, I have a wife with six children!"





the second man answered."Bring them as well!"







They all climbed into the car, which was no easy



task,





even for a car as large as the limo.





Once underway, one of the poor fellows says,





"Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us





with you."







The lawyer replied, "No problem,





the grass at my home is about two feet tall!"

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Post by lovedesire » Jan 25, 2009

green grass good one
Life comes once only:
No retake/replay/rewind/once-more.
One should enjoy it, be happy & keep happy others too.

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