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Teacher : U know importance of periods?
Kid : Ya, once my sister missed one, my mom fainted, dad got an attack, our neighbor committed sucide.
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1st Guy : My wife's an angel
2nd Guy : You're lucky. Mine's still alive!
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A sardar filling up a job application . Option was 'salary exprected'.
He thought, thought and finally wrote YES ....
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Sardar : Yaar meri biwi mere doest ke sath bhaag gayi
Man : Uski yaad aati hogi naa
Sardaar : Haa yaar.. bahut acha dost tha
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Today,tomorrow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know whose... Abae gadhay tera hi dil !!
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Santa: Can you spell a word that has more than 100 latters
Banta : POST OFFICE
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Santa on cycle hit lady accidently, lady says break nahi mar sakta tha?
Santa : Break ka kya hain poori cycle to mar di..
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