Sardar

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Sardarjee to Sunita: I want to marry you

Sunita: But I am one year elder to you.

Sardarjee: No Problem, then I will marry you next year.

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Sardar declares:

.. . . I will never marry in my life&. . .

.. . . I'll give same advice to my children also. . . . .

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SARDAR- yaar maineapni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya dun ?

2ND- Gold ring de de

1ST- koi badi cheez bata

2ND - M.R.F ka tyre de de. .

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A donkey kicked sardar & ran away

sardar ran to catch the donkey.

He saw a zebra & started beating it

& said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'.

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1 SARDAR PURI LIFE ONLY 1 THING SOCHTE SOCHTE MAR GAYA

KI MERE TO 2 BROTHERS HAI

PHIR MERI SISTER KE 3 BROTHERS KAISE

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SARDAR APNI SISTER KE SAATH BIKE PE JA RAHA THA.

BOY: OH! PAAJI GIRLFRIEND K SAATH KAHA JA RAHE HO

SARDAR: OYE ! GIRLFRIEND HOGI TERI MERI TO SISTER HAI.

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1ST SARDAR : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green

andone is blue with red spots!

2ND SARDAR: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at

home.

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SARDAR AAJ MAINEPAANI KO ULLU BANAYA

2ND SARDAR: wo kaise?

1ST SARDAR: aaj mainenahane k liye paani garm kiya aur thande se nahaliya.