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Lovely English N' Joy dude

Post by ar » May 31, 2007 Views: 891

Hi,

In Tamilnadu,there is a well known person by name, Mr. Jeppier, Chairman of Sathyabama deemed university and some more self financing colleges, always speaks in English. That college students have collected & published a book by name "Jappier's Spoken English" ... Njoy ...........with his..............English..............


Now, here are some classic English sentences from the great "Jappier's Spoken English"

# At the ground:

All of you stand in a straight circle.
There is no wind in the balloon.
The girl with the mirror please
comes her...{Means: girl with specs please come here).

# To a boy, angrily:


I talk, he talk, why you middle
middle talk?

# While punishing students:


You, rotate the ground four times...
You, go and understand the tree... You three of you stand together separately.
Why are you late - say YES or NO .....(?)


While addressing students about Dress Code: (he is very strict abt this )
Every body should wear dress to college

Boys no proplum (supposed to problem)


Girls are pig proplum . (pig=big)

Girls should wear only salwar no nitee.

Girls should not wear T shirt ,U shirt,V shirt.. but if you want to wear .... remove it
when inside the campus and put it out side the campus

Sir at his best:




Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of our boys
at the theatre, though the boy did no t see them.
So the next day at s school... (to that boy) - "Yesterday I saw you
WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre"


# Sir at his best inside the Class room:


Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
Cut an apple into two halves - I will take the bigger half.


Shhh...Quiet,
boys...the principal JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor
You, meet me behind the class. (Meaning AFTER the class..)


This one is cool "Both of u three get out of the class."
Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today...
Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....
Take 5 cm wire of any length....

Last but not the least some Jeppiar experiences ...

Once Sir had come late to a college function, by the time he reached,
the function had begun, so he went to the dais, and said, sorry I am late,
because on the way my car hit 2 muttons (Meaning goats).

At Sathyabama college day 2002:




"This college strict u the worry no .... U get good marks, I the happy, tomorrow u get good job, jpr the
happy, tomorrow u marry I the enjoy"

At St. Josephs college of engineering fresh years day 2003:




"No ragging this college. Anybody rag we arrest the police "


VERY IMPORTANT:


ok enjoy this English, but dont forget your English!!


Thanks . . . . . . .

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