Fun Fun Fun its all fun Guy's n N' Joy

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What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus?

A. Moti-vating !!!
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What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE ?


Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai......

Doosari bigadati hai to "SHUROO' ho jati hai ........


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Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai.

Man : Hoga, zarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.

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What's the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE ?

In both case you feel "aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta"

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Ek admi sadhu se bola, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay
batao.

Sadhu bola, saale, upay hota to mai sadhu kyu banta?

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Man runs home yelling: Pack your bags honey. I just won the 10 Million
lotto.

Wife : Do I pack for the beach or mountains ?

Man : Who cares ? Just pack and get lost !

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I wrote your name on sand, it got washed.

I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.


I wrote your name on my heart,

And I got a heart attack.
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God saw me hungry, he created pizza.

He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi.


He saw me in dark, he created light.

He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

Thanks . . . .

LEVVI