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Pehle Murgi Aayi ya Pehle Anda aaya?

Post by max.wasim » Apr 18, 2012 Views: 13246

Girl : Batao Pehle Murgi Aayi ya Pehle Anda aaya?

Boy : Is duniya mein pehle Murgi aayi ya pahle Anda???

Aaeye adhyayan karte hain......

1-Biology says- "Duniya me pehle ek koshikeeya jantu aaye phir unse bahukoshikeeya jantu bane". Anda ek koshikeeya hai jabki murgi bahukoshikeeya.

2-Chemistry say- Pehle saral tatwon ka nirman hua baad mein jatil tatwonka. Ande ki sanrachna saral hai jabki murgi ki jatil.

3-Economic say- "Sasti cheezen pehle aati hain and mehgi cheeze baad me. Anda sasta hai jabki murgi menhgi.

4-Muslim Religion says-"Isduniya me male (Adam) pehle aaya aur baad mein ussi se female (Eve) ki rachna hui.
Anda male gender hai jabki murgi female gender.

5-Hindu Religion says-"Is duniya ki rachna ek Golden Egg se hui hai, murgi se nahi.

6-English language says-"'E' comes before 'H" ( E forEgg, H for Hen).

7-Our Earth is like Anda not like murgi.

8- Hindi languge me bhi (Aa) pehle aata hai aur (Ma)baad mein (Aa se Anda aur Ma se Murgi).

Toh yeh proof ho gaya ki Anda pehle
aaya...
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Post by chandoo » Apr 18, 2012

itna bara joke. maza nahi aya

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Post by max.wasim » Apr 18, 2012

:( :(
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Post by Alone Prince » Apr 18, 2012

Nice :)
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Post by AndRoiDeR » Apr 18, 2012

Lolzzz ........... waqi yaar Murghi Pehle Aai ya Anda :D

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Post by max.wasim » Apr 18, 2012

AndRoiDeR wrote:Lolzzz ........... waqi yaar Murghi Pehle Aai ya Anda :D
Kya yaar itna samjha diya, abhi tak samajh nai aaya :roll:
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Post by ujala » Apr 19, 2012

WBas es baat pay hi hans lo k wasim nay Joke kiya ha LOL

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