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by Alone Prince » Apr 13, 2012 Views: 9335
Full form of SHADI
S: shanti Bhang
H:Himmat khatam
A:Aazadi samaapt
D: Dimag kharab
I: Imtihan chalu
jiski ho gayi
Jhelo
Aur jiski nahi hui, soch lo.

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by bebo » Apr 13, 2012
SOCH LIA................ KARNI PHIR BHI HAY

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by Alone Prince » Apr 13, 2012
bebo wrote:SOCH LIA................ KARNI PHIR BHI HAY


Jaldi Kar Lo Phir
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by max.wasim » Apr 14, 2012
bebo wrote:SOCH LIA................ KARNI PHIR BHI HAY

Hello, Ye definition Aap logon ke liye nahi hai, Ye Boys ke liye hai.
Girls ke to maze ho jaate hain shadi ke baad.
♥ Don't try to be different ,, just be good...
Bcoz now a days just being good is different enough ♥

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by AndRoiDeR » Apr 14, 2012
max.wasim wrote:bebo wrote:SOCH LIA................ KARNI PHIR BHI HAY

Hello, Ye definition Aap logon ke liye nahi hai, Ye Boys ke liye hai.
Girls ke to maze ho jaate hain shadi ke baad.
Mazay Wo kese ...........

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by max.wasim » Apr 15, 2012
Servant without pay, unlimited shopping, kabhi bhi kahin bhi jaane ki azadi etc
♥ Don't try to be different ,, just be good...
Bcoz now a days just being good is different enough ♥

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by bebo » Apr 15, 2012
max.wasim wrote:Servant without pay, unlimited shopping, kabhi bhi kahin bhi jaane ki azadi etc
O janab galt fehmi hay apki ...mazay to boys k ho jatay hein ....servent without pay, Roub jmanay or apni marzi thopnay k liay aik shaks....jis din shoing per lay k jana ho nakhray dikhnay ka moka milta hay boys ko...kahein jana ho pehlay boy then uski mom ki ijazat lo ,khana banay k liay cook....kapray dhonay k liay masi...ya sb to boys ko milta hay na ufffffffffffff to benefits kis k hway?

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by max.wasim » Apr 16, 2012
bebo wrote:max.wasim wrote:Servant without pay, unlimited shopping, kabhi bhi kahin bhi jaane ki azadi etc
O janab galt fehmi hay apki ...mazay to boys k ho jatay hein ....servent without pay, Roub jmanay or apni marzi thopnay k liay aik shaks....jis din shoing per lay k jana ho nakhray dikhnay ka moka milta hay boys ko...kahein jana ho pehlay boy then uski mom ki ijazat lo ,khana banay k liay cook....kapray dhonay k liay masi...ya sb to boys ko milta hay na ufffffffffffff to benefits kis k hway?

Sahi hai, lekin in sab se bachne ka gals logon ne ek hathiyar ijaad kar rakha hai, "Aansu" do Aansu bahaye aur sab se nijaat mil gayee.
Ya Do pyar ke bol se blackmail kar liya,
After all Musibat to boys ki hi hoti hai.

♥ Don't try to be different ,, just be good...
Bcoz now a days just being good is different enough ♥

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by Alone Prince » Apr 16, 2012
bebo wrote:max.wasim wrote:Servant without pay, unlimited shopping, kabhi bhi kahin bhi jaane ki azadi etc
O janab galt fehmi hay apki ...mazay to boys k ho jatay hein ....servent without pay, Roub jmanay or apni marzi thopnay k liay aik shaks....jis din shoing per lay k jana ho nakhray dikhnay ka moka milta hay boys ko...kahein jana ho pehlay boy then uski mom ki ijazat lo ,khana banay k liay cook....kapray dhonay k liay masi...ya sb to boys ko milta hay na ufffffffffffff to benefits kis k hway?

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by Alone Prince » Apr 16, 2012
max.wasim wrote:bebo wrote:max.wasim wrote:Servant without pay, unlimited shopping, kabhi bhi kahin bhi jaane ki azadi etc
O janab galt fehmi hay apki ...mazay to boys k ho jatay hein ....servent without pay, Roub jmanay or apni marzi thopnay k liay aik shaks....jis din shoing per lay k jana ho nakhray dikhnay ka moka milta hay boys ko...kahein jana ho pehlay boy then uski mom ki ijazat lo ,khana banay k liay cook....kapray dhonay k liay masi...ya sb to boys ko milta hay na ufffffffffffff to benefits kis k hway?

Sahi hai, lekin in sab se bachne ka gals logon ne ek hathiyar ijaad kar rakha hai, "Aansu" do Aansu bahaye aur sab se nijaat mil gayee.
Ya Do pyar ke bol se blackmail kar liya,
After all Musibat to boys ki hi hoti hai.

Agree Bro

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