Indicator

Post by ar » Jan 12, 2009 Views: 906

2 sardars are driving a Car,

One puts on the indicator and asks the other to check whether its working,

He puts his head out and says - YES...NO...YES...NO...YES...NO...

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Sardar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun,

Coz it gives light at night when light is needed

& Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed!!!

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Boss : I am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k

Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but??

How much is DRIVING salary...?

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Sardar at bar in New York.
Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"

Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married"