best of khan g

[moonjee06]

Friend: Khan sahab ap toh doctor kay pass jane wale the na?
Pathan: Yaara kal jaye ga aj hamara tabiyat kharab hy!!!:




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PATHAN Was kissing a girl inside a car.
POLICEMAN:Kia kar rahe ho.??
PATHAN: naZar nae a raha…
POLICEMAN:Mera number kab ae ga?
PATHAN:Is larki k bad..;




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pathan ne maulana ko bohat maara,
kisi ne pocha kyun maara.
PATHAN: ye kehta he tamam muslman jannat k mazay lenge,
janat hamara bewi ka nam hai…



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pathan:miss apne kal mujhe call q ki thui kya kaam tha mujh se??
teacher:main ne to koi call nhn ki
pathan:to phir mere mobile pe kyun likha tha 1 miss call….!!




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17 crore NABEENA PAKISTANION ko 15 Pathan Bhaion ka ShukarGuzar hona
chahiye jinhone ZOR-e-NASWAR per CHAND dakh kr EID ko MUMKIN bnaya.