best of sardar jee

[moonjee06]

sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.
A customer girl asked:
Underwear dikhana plz.
Sardar thora sharmakar:
G aaj nahi pehni:p



Teacher: tell meâ€￾ what is the meaning of SMS ?â€￾
Sardar angrily said, “I know -
it means…
S - Sardaron ka
M - Mazak uranay wali
S - Service…



Sardar giving a speech to deaf ppl using sign language
He rubs his Chest,touches his dick & starts masturbating.
He was immediately taken off the stage and when asked y did he do that?
He said:It means, Ladies and Gentlemen, It gives me great pleasure…



Sardar to Wife: Gulabo! Yeh CHADDI kis ki sookhney daali hai?
Wife: MERI bahen ki hai.
Sardar: KAMAL hai, pehney huway to kabhi nahi dekhi..



Sardar: Pathan se: 2+2 kitne hote hain?
Pathan: tmhe pata nai mjhe masharti aloom nhi ati.
Sardar: pr main ne to islamiat ka sawal pocha hy.




sardar ne pan ki pichkari phenki
kareeb se aik engrez guzar raha tha
engrez ne sardar se pocha whats this man
sardar bola this is mouth menses


Sardar running behind bus, and finaly catches it n asks driver,
ye bus teri ma lagti hai ? Nahi.
Behan lagti? Nahi… biwi ? nahi. To sala chadne kyu nahi deta!!