SARDAR JEE

Post by **moonjee06** » Jan 09, 2009 Views: 1686

sardar ne pan ki pichkari phenki

kareeb se aik engrez guzar raha tha

engrez ne sardar se pocha whats this man

sardar bola this is mouth menses

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Sardar proposed his BOSS daughter.
Boss: jitni teri pay hain us main to mri beti k liye toilet paper bhi nahi aega..
Sardar: jay inni potti kardi ay te fir reyn do.

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Raat ko 3 bajay 1 daku sardar k ghar main ghus gaya,Aur bola "SONA kahan hai?"
Sardar bola: ULLU k pathey sara ghar khali hai kahin bhi soja.

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Sardar apne ghar ka darwaza ukhar k kandhe par rakh k jara tha..!
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Kisi ne poocha sardar g kithe ja re o?
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Sardar: Tala lawan chala wa.

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Doctor: Sardar jee aap k gurday fail hogaye hain!
Sardar: ha ha ha
What a joke. " Meray gurday to kabhi school gaye hi nahi woh fail kaise hosakte hain?

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Aik sardar ko puri raat machharo ne bht pareshaan kiya..
uska dimaag ghooma..Sardar ne zahar pee liya aur bola: Ab katto saalo..Sab k sab marogay.

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larki pan shop par gai aur sardar shop keeper se boli:Vay sardara,Ay le 10 rupay te mennu pan de.
Sardar: tu meray kolo 200rs le,Te mennu paan de

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Girl: Mujhe aik esa shohar chahiye..Jo achi acchi baatien karain,
hansi mazaq karay,Aur raton ko bahar na jae!
Sardar: tumhien shohar nahi FM radio chahiye.

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once a sardar ji saw a very sonni kuri in the market and thought..
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Maa hondi,
tey main v inna sonna honda.

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Sardar: yaar meri khoti di delivery hon wali hai,Dua karin kuj changa hovay,
2nd sardar: hanga ki,Khoti hoega ya khota,Edy vich dua aali keri ga ay?
1st sardar: yaar tenu nai pata na,Vich main "CHAWLAN" mariyan hoeiyan nay.

Post by **lovedesire** » Jan 09, 2009

Becharay Sardar

good

Post by **moonjee06** » Jan 09, 2009

singh is king

Post by **editorawais** » Jan 09, 2009

ha ha ha ha......
very nice collection

Post by **moonjee06** » Jan 10, 2009

ha ha thanks dear