Apni family bnana.

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Apni family bnana.

Post by SpArkliNg AnGel » Dec 20, 2011 Views: 1113

Teacher- Tum bare hokar kya karoge??


Student- Shaadi.


Teacher- Nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge??


Student- Dulha.


Teacher- Ohho, I mean 2 say, bare hoker kya haasil karoge??


Student- Dulhan.


Teacher- Abbe matlab bare ho kar mammy papa ke liye kya karoge??

Student- Bahu launga.


Teacher- o jahil admi:( tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hain??


Student- Pota.


Teacher- Hey raba!! Abbe zindagi ka kya maksad hai??


Student- Apni family bnana.

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Post by AndRoiDeR » Dec 20, 2011

lolzzzz

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Post by chandoo » Dec 20, 2011

the ultimate groom :D

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Post by Cyra » Dec 20, 2011

naughty student. :D

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Post by Faridi » Dec 20, 2011

:lol: ha ha

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Post by bebo » Dec 20, 2011

conscious abt future :)

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