Don't Marry a Software Engineer

[AndRoiDeR]

> > HUSBAND - HAI DEAR,I AM LOGGED IN.

> > WIFE - HAVE YOU BROUGHT THE SAREE. > > HUSBAND - BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME.

> > WIFE - BUT I TOLD YOU ABOUT IT IN MORNING > > HUSBAND - ERRONEOUS SYNTAX, ABORT,RETRY,CANCEL.

> > WIFE - HAE BHAGWAN !FORGET IT WHERE'S YOUR SALARY. > > HUSBAND - FILE IN USE,READ ONLY,TRY AFTER SOME TIME.

> > WIFE - ATLEAST GIVE ME YOUR CREDIT CARD,I CAN DO SOME SHOPPING. > > HUSBAND - SHARING VIOLATION,ACCESS DENIED.

> > WIFE - I MADE A MISTAKE IN MARRING YOU. > > HUSBAND - DATA TYPE MISMATCH.

> > WIFE - YOU ARE USELESS. > > HUSBAND - BY DEFAULT.

> > WIFE - WHO WAS THERE WITH YOU IN THE CAR THIS MORNING. > > HUSBAND - SYSTEM UNSTABLE,PRESS Ctrl+Alt+Del, TO > > REBOOT.

> > WIFE - WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SOME SNACKS ? > > HUSBAND - HARD DISK FULL.

> > WIFE - WHAT IS THE RELATION BETWEEN YOU & YOUR RECEPTIONIST. > > HUSBAND - THE ONLY USER WITH WRITE PERMISSION.

> > WIFE - WHAT IS MY VALUE IN YOUR LIFE. > > HUSBAND - UNKNOWN VIRUS DETECTED.

> > WIFE - DO YOU LOVE ME OR YOUR COMPUTER. > > HUSBAND - TOO MANY PARAMETERS. > > > WIFE - I WILL GO TO MY DADS HOUSE. > > HUSBAND - PROGRAM PERFORMED ILLEGAL OPERATION,IT WILL CLOSE.

> > WIFE - I WILL LEAVE YOU FOR EVER. > > HUSBAND - CLOSE ALL PROGRAMS & LOG OUT FOR ANOTHER USER.

> > WIFE - IT IS WORTHLESS TALKING TO YOU > > HUSBAND - SHUT DOWN THE COMPUTER.

> > WIFE - I AM GOING > > HUSBAND - ITS NOW SAFE TO TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER.

[reesh]

[Faridi]

hahaha naughty yaar