How did u kill 50 people?
Sardar said: I was driving my Car at 40mph, but when I tried to stop I found that I have no breaks.. I saw 2 men walking in the street and a wedding going on at the other side of the street.. Who should I hit?
The police man said: Ofcourse the 2 men,, less damage.
Sardar: Thats what I thought to myself, but when I did it, I hit only one n the other ran to the wedding, So I Went After Him
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2. Ek Sardar Cold Drinks Ki Dukan Pe Gaya Or Dukandar Se Bola !
Aik Pepsi Bottle Kholo Bhai..
Dukandar Ne Khol Di.
Phir Kaha Aik 7-Up Bhi Kholo..
Dukandar Ne Khol Di..
Phir Kaha Ek Sprite Bottle Bhi Kholo..
Dukandar Ne Khol Di..
Phir Kaha Aik Mountain Dew Ki Bottle Bhi Kholo..
Dukandar Ghusa Ho Gaya or bola: Tu Kon c Piyega ?..
Sardar : Bhai jaan Peeni Te Koyi Nahi Bus Meino Aye Botlaan Di Chusss Chussss pasand ay....:
