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Tanveer Abbas
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MEN n WOMEN..

Post by Tanveer Abbas » Nov 30, 2011 Views: 1007

MEN.

1. All men are extremely busy.


2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.


3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.


4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one Around.




5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their Luck with others.


6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off If the women leaves them.


7. Although the women leaves them they still don't learn from their Mistakes and still try their luck with others.


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Women

1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.


2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive Clothes.


3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something To wear.


4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress Beautifully.


5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just "An old rag".


6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still Expect you to compliment them.


7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't Believe you


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Muhammad Rashid Saeed
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Post by Muhammad Rashid Saeed » Nov 30, 2011

MAN: The Master of Animals & Nature

WOMAN:- The Wife of Master of Animals & Nature.

Muhammad Rashid Saeed
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