"Hi,what r u doing Darling?"
Wife: I'm dying..!
Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"
Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."
Husband: "Bloody English Language!
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There are Two Ways To Rule a Girl or Women
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And nobody knows them.
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boy: how do i play the guitar????
girl: u should be on TV for ur talent
boy: am i so good???
:Ogirl: if u were on TV,, i can atleast switch it off
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A Poetry Competition asked For A 2-Line
Rhyme With d Most Romantic 1st Line &
the Least Romantic 2nd Line
There's d Winning Rhymes
My darling, My Love,My Beautiful Wife
Marrying U Ruined,My Whole Life
I c Ur Face When I m Dreaming
That's Why I Always Wake Up Screaming
Kind Intelligent, Loving & Hot
This Describes Everything You r Not
I Love Ur Smile, Ur Face & Ur Eyes
Damn, I'm V Good At Telling Lies
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Girl : I'm warning you
My Mummy is coming back in half an hour..
Boy : But I'm not doing anything..
Girl : That's why I'm warning you..
Hurry up !
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Choosing Career Is Like
Chosing A Wife From 10 Girls.
Even If You Pick The Most Beautiful,
Intelligent, Kindest Woman,
There's Still Pain Of Losing The Other 9
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Lady On Fone
Hi Sir, I want To Meet & Talk To u.
U Are The father Of 1 Of My Kids.
Man Stunnd,Omg!
R U Riya
No
Anu?
No
Pari?
No
Jasi?
No
Lady in confusion
No Sir I am The Class Teacher
Of Ur Son.
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girl: hi baby!
boy: hi my lovely..
(sending failed)
girl: are u there??
boy: yes ! yes i am here!
(sending failed)
girl: are u ignoring me or what ???
boy: honey im not.... im here..
(sending failed)
girl: ok! it's over; dont u ever talk to me again!
boy: DAMN! go to hell ! >_<
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(message sent)
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What is the perfect example
of both Good & Bad Luck?
The naughty wind blows the girl's skirt high (Good luck)
but at the same time
Dust falls into the boy's eyes (Bad luck)
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A Girl Checks Her Weight = 58kg .
Removes Sandal = 56.
Then Dupatta = 52
Now Coins Finished.......
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A Boy In A Q Behind Her
Said
Ü Carry On"",
I Have Coins!
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Height of coolness:
2 Guys coming out of the examination Hall with chips and coke in hands....
1st guy:which paper was it?
2nd guy:I think maths......
1st guy:(surprisingly) you read the question paper?
2nd guy: no I see a girl sitting besides me using calculator
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Perfect example of confidence:
A junior in an office dialed his boss's number by mistake & said :
Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !...........boss shouted : do you know whom you're talking to ?!!!!!!
Junior : no!
Boss: i'm the boss of this office.
Junior (in the same tone) : & do u know whom you're talking to?
Boss: no!
Junior: thank God. (and disconnected da phone).....
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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
"Me sick, no work"
Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"
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When a Girl on Facebook :-
When A Girl
Accepts Your Friend Request It Means She
Accepted Your “Friendship†Not Your
“Proposalâ€,
When A Girl Sends You A Friend Request It
Means She Wants To Be Your Friend Not Your
Girlfriend,
When She Tag You It Means She Wants To
Share Her Thoughts With You And Not That
She’s Lost In Your Thoughts,
When She Comments On Your Status It Means
She’s Just Being Social And Not Flirting,
When She Like Your Comment It Means She
Like Your Comment Not You
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