Funny Pathan Sardar Sms - Mixx Creative SMS Collection
Same As AboveA Sardar was painting his home.
On first floor he painted white color
and on the ground floor wall he wrote.
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â€Same as aboveâ€
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khan started dancing
Doctor to khan: There is a tumor in your brain.
Khan started dancing,
Doctor: Why are you dancing?
Khan: No tension about tumor,
I am happy to know that I have brain.
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Fast Fast Attitude
Fast Fast Attitude:
†I Hate People Who Drive Fast ,
That’s Why I Always Overtake Them.
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What A Govt In Pakistan
What a Govt in Pakistan:
Nobody wants to study in Govt School.
Don’t want to be treated in Govt hospital.
Don’t want to travel by Govt bus.
Don’t want to deal with any Govt Dept.
But,
Every body wants Govt JOBS.
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Drink Water Directly
English Man: My Grandfather died at the age of 96 Years.
But he never used glasses.
Sardar: I know…
Some People Drink water Directly from tooti….
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zindagi ki race me bhaago
zindagi ki race me 1st aany k liye
hamesha ye soch kar bhaago k
tum nangy ho or peechy saary pathan hein,
phir dekhna jeet sirf tumhari ho gi sirf tumhari:-[h2][/h2]